Krákumál is an autobiographical poem of the legendary Viking hero Ragnar Loðbrók, composed and spoken while Ragnar awaits his death in the snakepit of King Ælla. We discuss the content and form of the poem, compare it to the Saga of Ragnar Loðbrók and His Sons, and examine the place of the History Channel's Vikings in the literary tradition of this legendary figure. There's also some discussion of kennings, quirks of early modern scholarship, and the evolution of literary fads throughout history. We also tackle the question "Unicorns: Fact or Fiction?" in a nearly serious manner.